Statistics:


                        Classic Coca   Diet Mountain                Dr.
                         Coke   Cola   Coke   Dew    Jolt   Pepsi  Pepper

Calories(per 12 fl. oz.) 144    154    0      179    170    159     144
Sugar (grams/12 fl. oz.) 37.20  40.00  .30    44.40  NA     39.60   38.00
Caffeine (mg/12 fl. oz.) 46.00  46.00  46.00  54.00  71.20  38.40   40.80


Survey Results


                        Classic Coca   Diet Mountain                Dr.
                         Coke   Cola   Coke   Dew    Jolt   Pepsi  Pepper

Compatibility with
  Unix Programmers        2      6      3      1      4       7      5
Scouring effect           4      2      3      7      1       6      5
Wetstone(1)               3      2      1      5      4       6      7
Grindstone(2)             3      4      5      2      1       7      6
ANSI Conformity(3)        3      5      4      1      2       7      6
Sleeve of Eratosthenes(4) 4      3      7      1      2       5      6

1. Thirst-quenching.
2. Teeth-grinding after one six-pack in a two-hour period.
3. American Neurological Speed Institute.
4. Staining power test conducted on standard Beefy T-shirt.